Last night, Eurovision was upon us once again. For those of you who haven’t spent a lot of time in Europe or don’t know many Europeans, Eurovision is a song contest that is held every year, and most of Europe participates in it. The best way to describe it is “a European phenomenon.” It’s always hosted in the country that won the previous year. Each country submits an entry, and the best from the first round go onto the finals, which are televised all over the continent. People vote for their favourite acts; anyone can vote up to 20 times via phone, text, or app, but no one is allowed to vote for his or her own country. It’s totally serious, but a lot of the entries are hilarious. I always cheer for the cheesiest ones, and this year there was one that was so over the top that I actually voted for it (Romania).

Denmark won this year. The song wasn’t bad; I’d happily ignore it on the radio. I guess it’s marketable and decent enough, but that’s not what Eurovision is about to me, so I was a bit disappointed.

Other marketable, yet somewhat forgettable entries came from Russia, Malta, and Norway:

Romania was my favourite. Cezar, the singer, was actually extremely talented. He’s a professional counter-tenor, which difficult to do. They’re very rare overall. However, the music was hilarious. Operatic counter-tenor vocals mixed with electronic music is just funny. He was also dressed like Dracula, and had several interpretive dancers around him. It was just funny. I voted for Romania. In my opinion, this is everything Eurovision should be: over the top to the point of being kind of ridiculous, and exploiting its country’s culture.

Other great, totally cheesy entries came from Moldova, Finland, Greece, and Ireland. Good job, guys. Keep with the Eurovision spirit!

Germany was a bit uninspired. It was better than last year’s entry, but pretty much a rip-off of Sweden’s winning entry last year.

I think Germany can do better. Lena’s winning 2010 entry was catchy and kind of fun, and was a big hit here. At its best, Germany understands that Eurovision shouldn’t be serious, and submits crazy, ridiculous entries.


(Stefan Raab is a popular comedian and TV host here. He entered in 2000 with this gem of a cheesy song. I love his pimpin’ outfit)

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Last weekend, my boyfriend and I went on a small bike trip in the Mecklenburg lake region. It was the first multi-day bike trip I’ve done since I went to Sardinia last year, and after a winter of having multiple colds, I was pretty out of shape. It was great for me, because it helped get me back into shape. I think that if I keep training, I should be able to do more, longer trips over the summer.

We camped the whole trip, which was nice. I miss camping; I haven’t done it at all since I moved here. We cooked on a small propane cooker, which felt a bit like hobo cooking. The region itself was very lovely. We went through a national park, and through several nature reserves. We also found ourself in a lot of farming regions. There weren’t many cars; I was told that in some parts, only locals and buses are allowed to drive on the small, narrow backroads. Part of the route was unpaved, which was pretty difficult to bike through, but very scenic. Sometimes it felt as if time had forgot some of the little villages. Except for the odd satellite dish and parked car, I would have thought we’d wandered a couple hundred years into the past. We finished the trip in Brandenburg, in a region called the Uckermark. I previously knew this as the place that our milk and a lot of our vegetables come from. It was interesting to put some visuals onto those things.

The route itself was more challenging than I’d expected. I thought all of northern Germany was flat, but it’s actually very hilly. Having done most of my cycling in and around Berlin, I’m not used to biking through many hills. Part of the way felt like it was uphill most of the way. I could be wrong, but it could also be that we were cycling from lowlands to highlands. If I’m right on this count, it may have been easier to do the trip in the opposite direction. Part of the challenge was that I was on a new bike, and something came loose on the fender and rubbed against my tire, slowing me down quite a bit. The bike is really great, and I think once it’s “broken in” it should be great for many more tours. I did get a bit more into the rhythm of things after a while though. Hills are challenging at first, but once you build up some speed, you can go up and down them using your own velocity. In this respect, steeper hills are almost better than gradual inclines, as you build up more speed when you go downhill.

Overall, I’d recommend the trip, and I’d love to do it again at some point. Part of the Berlin to Copenhagen route that I’d like to do sometime runs through some of the same places. We even found ourselves on that route for a while.

Here are a few photos from the trip. I didn’t take too many, because I was on the bike most of the time, but I snapped a few when we stopped for snack breaks.

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(Our bikes all packed up in front of the supermarket)

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(Hobo cooking)

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(We found ourselves in a town called “Speck,” which means bacon. There was no bacon to be found.)

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(Large manor house in Speck, built in the 1920s)

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(Church in Speck)

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(A broken down barn somewhere along the way)

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(A lovely old church with a wooden steeple, which is a rare sight in Germany).

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(Grave at the church)

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(The palace in Boitzenburg)

Unfortunately, I didn’t take a pic when I made these, so you’ll have to use your imagination.

I posted that I was going to test out a new recipe on Facebook a few weeks ago, and some friends showed interest. I promised I would blog the recipe if it worked out. So, as promised, here it is!

Ingredients:

-4-5 sliced mushrooms
-balsamic vinegar and olive oil
-500 g ground beef
-1 egg
-about 1/2 cup oatmeal
-a couple of tablespoons of flour

Directions:
Soak the mushrooms in the vinegar and oil for a few hours. I put mine in a container and scattered them with a few spoon fulls of oil and vinegar, and shook the mixture every so often. You can even leave it overnight if you want the flavours to blend. Shortly before you make the burger, puree them in a blender. Mix them in with the beef, egg, and oatmeal. It’s best if you use your hands to knead the mixture. Add a few tablespoons of flour to keep everything together. Form into patties. If the mixture seems crumbly, try adding more flour, or another egg if it’s really bad. It makes about 6 burgers.

Good toppings include:
-sun-dried tomatoes
-goat cheese
-avocado
-red onions
-arugula

I used all of the above, and it tasted amazing!

Going through all my stuff has made me realize that I’ve made some really dumb purchases over the years. Some of it has made me think I may have been better off burning my money, or at least spending that cash on something better like a holiday or a leather jacket. These money wasters include the following:

1) A beanbag chair. For some reason that I can’t remember at the moment, I bought this. It was a few years ago, and I think I was really interested in one of those “Fat Boy” chairs, but couldn’t afford one. I got this budget one on sale instead. I only spent about 20 euros on it, but it was 20 euros I shouldn’t have spent. It’s not particularly comfortable, and it just sits in the corner most of the time. The worst part is, I can’t seem to get rid of it. I just don’t know how to deal with it, so it sits there in the corner, forever.

2) A Nintendo Wii. I like the Wii, and it’s fun to play. HOWEVER, I’m not really a gamer, and I only manage to drag it out once a month, if that. That might even be too optimistic, because I think I last played it sometime in January. I bought a bunch of stupid accessories to go with it as well, including one of those balance boards. I don’t know what I was thinking, but I think it was something along the lines of “I never had a gaming system and I was never allowed to have one when I was growing up, so I’m getting one NOW!” I’ll keep the Wii, because when I play it, I really enjoy it, but I’m going to sell the balance board. Seriously…if you’re a reasonably athletic person, Wii Fit and all the other games that go with it are about as challenging as watching TV.

A TV from the ’90s. I should have just not bought a TV and watched shows and DVDs on my laptop, or saved up and bought a modern TV, but that’s not what happened. When I moved into my own place in 2006, I thought it would be a great idea to get a second hand TV and a cheapy DVD player. Now, I have this behemoth of a thing that I have to get rid of, because I bought a better TV years ago and I have to face up to the fact that I just do not need 2 TV sets. The thing is, you can’t even GIVE AWAY these things. No one wants them.

An air cleaner/humidifier. Years ago, when I lived in my old apartment, I thought I had an issue with mould or mildew. I never verified this, because I didn’t actually see any, but I was convinced it was there and that it was causing me to have allergies. To combat this, I tried to buy an air purifier, but I didn’t know the right words at the time. I went to Saturn and just looked at what they had available, and ended up with this “Luftwascher” that supposedly cleans the air through humidity. Of course, if I actually had mould, this probably made the problem worse. I haven’t used it in my new place at all. I don’t have mould, but I do have humidity, and making this place more humid is not in my best interest. Now, I’m stuck with this cube of a device that cost nearly 200 Euro. I hope I can sell it. It did work well in making the air fresher. I think the humidity weighs down any dust and particles in the air, but I’m not sure.

When you move, it’s always the little things that catch you by surprise.

I was thinking about my first Berlin apartment earlier. Not the one in Kreuzberg I shared with 2 roommates, the one in Prenzlauer Berg that was the first apartment here that I rented all to myself. It was in a semi-renovated Altbau. I say “semi-renovated” because it had electricity and gas heating, but otherwise it was pretty worn down. It had a certain charm to it; despite the gas heat, it still had large coal heaters in the corners of the living room and bedroom. The kitchen still had its coal-powered stove, which had been topped off with linoleum that matched the floor sometime in the ’70s. The floors in the living room and bedroom were hardwood, and painted oxblood red, with flecks of paint from former wall colours scattered around the edges. I don’t think the wiring had been updated since the ’60s, and the power in half the apartment blew out once when I tried to run two space heaters and a laptop at the same time. In the two years I lived there, it never really felt like home. It was a transition apartment, and I always knew I would leave to live somewhere else. It kind of sucked and nothing really worked properly, but I feel like living there was part of the “Berlin experience”. You’re not a real Berliner unless you’ve lived in a strange apartment where things break and your landlord is slow to fix them. Bonus points if you have coal heating or your shower was in the former kitchen pantry (mine wasn’t).

I’d lived on my own before I moved into this apartment. I spent two years in my own place when I lived in Nanaimo. I’d also been in Berlin for a year at that point, and while I was still figuring out how things worked, I had somewhat of a handle on them. Still, I was caught off guard. On my first night in the apartment, I switched on the living room light as it started to get dark out. Nothing happened. I looked at the ceiling to see wires hanging down, with no light fixtures attached to them. I wandered around the apartment to find these and no lights. Now, I knew that Berlin apartments were usually “bring your own everything”. The apartment didn’t come with a kitchen or any cabinets, and I didn’t expect it to. I considered myself lucky that I got a sink and an oven (which didn’t work, by the way, and I spent the next two years trying to bake things in a microwave/grill). Somehow, I didn’t even think about lights. I had exactly one lamp, and a small Christmas tree with lights built into it. For a week or so (until I could get to Ikea to buy fixtures and find a friend who knew how to install them) I lit my apartment with these and several candles that I picked up at the supermarket.

It seemed uncomfortable and kind of irritating at the time, but now I think about this incident and laugh. It’s such a Berlin “hiccup” story.

I have a conflicted view of moving. On one hand, most of my moves were vast improvements from where I lived before, in one way or another. I moved out on my own after having roommates, I moved into nicer places, or moved to new cities to do new things. On the other hand, I’ve always hated the process with a passion. I’m a bit like a cat, and I like my space to be settled. Stir things up, and I’ll be depressed for weeks afterwards until I get used to it. 

I’m not moving, but someone is moving in with me. It’s a lovely thing to happen, and it’s a great idea in the long run. HOWEVER, the process feels very much like moving, and it’s driving me insane. I was talking with a friend yesterday, and she told me how she always leaves packing and moving stuff until the last minute, and it got me thinking. All of my easiest moves were last-minute affairs. I got a few friends together over the weekend, threw everything in boxes, hired a U-Haul, cleaned, and ordered pizzas. All of my worst moves were ones where I tried to plan ahead and packed over weeks. 

If you’re anything like me and you need a place to be settled into, move at the last minute. It will be hectic and painful, but you’ll be better off. As my friend said, each day of moving sucks equally, and by drawing it out, you’re drawing out the suck factor. 3 weeks of packing and preparing is 3 weeks of sucking. 3 days of doing the same, no matter how much more hectic it is, is only 3 days of sucking. 

Seriously people…take my advice. It will change your life. 

So, Easter and daylight savings have come and gone, and supposedly spring is upon us. I say “supposedly”, because the ground is still littered with chunks of grey ice and slush, the temperature is still teetering around zero, and it’s supposed to snow later in the week. Still, the days are getting longer and most of the snow cover has melted, so I suppose the season is on its way, albeit a bit late. 

Easter weekend was a bit rocky. I’m still fighting a lingering cold or flu that reared its ugly head over a week ago and won’t go away. I’d go to the doctor, but several friends have had similar symptoms for the same amount of time, have been to the doctor, and been told it’s viral. In a nutshell, this means that the only cure is to take it easy and rest up. Still, it put a bit of a damper on my weekend. I didn’t do much of anything other than sleep on the sofa and watch old episodes of Ugly Betty. On Saturday I managed to put on some clothes and leave the house, though Sunday I only managed to get out of bed and lie down on the sofa. Monday night I actually managed to dress up and make a venison roast in celebration of the season 3 premier of Game of Thrones. Yes, I am that much of a nerd, but so are my friends. However, today I worked on the sofa in my PJs, with a sore throat and mild nausea. I think it’s my body’s way of saying “screw you weather, get warmer already.” 

I’ll be optimistic though. I’ll plant my seeds this week so that I have plants by May and fruits and veggies by July. I’ll take out my summer dresses and invite the nice weather in. 

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